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What is "Roast me" in ProcrastiGauge?

Short answer: "Roast me" is a ProcrastiGauge feature that reads out a funny, blunt roast of your habits using text-to-speech, then gives you three practical fixes. You pick Mild, Medium or Savage. It only teases habits such as phone use, putting things off or starting late, never you as a person, and it ends with real advice.

By Seth Richardson, Founder of ProcrastiGauge · Last reviewed 11 October 2026 · About the ProcrastiGauge app

Key facts

  • Levels: Mild, Medium, Savage
  • Voice: your device's built-in text-to-speech
  • Topics: habits only (phone, procrastination, sleep, late starts and similar)
  • Always includes: three practical fixes

The details

The roast is built from your recent check-ins (or from your setup answers if you have none yet). You can share the best line as an image or as text.

It uses the voice already built into your phone or browser, so it is free and works offline when a voice is installed. Roasts are currently in English.

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